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《美國偶像》評委的損人語錄
美國唱歌選秀節目《美國偶像（AmericanIdol）》的麻辣評委西蒙·考威爾向來以損人不帶臟字著稱，今天我們就來總結總結他那些經典的損人語錄。
It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
聽上去像一只貓從帝國大廈跳下來。
Im going to reach out with a hook if you dontshut up.
如果你再不閉嘴，我就向里面甩個魚鉤。
That was extraordinary. Unfortunately,extraordinary bad!
你的表演很特別。不幸的是，特別地差勁。
You have just invented a new form of torture.
你發明了一種折磨人的新手段。
If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
如果你生活在2000年前，唱成這樣，人們會向你扔石頭。
Theres only so much punishment a human can take.I cant take anymore.
人類能承受的懲罰是有限的，我再也無法忍受了。
You killed my favorite.
我最喜歡的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
It is a beautiful song when you are not singing it.
你不唱它的時候，它是首好歌。
You are like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
你就像一只想做大老虎的小倉鼠。
I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
你唱歌的時候，看起來處在半睡眠狀態。
I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
我一個字也聽不懂，你大概在用挪威語演唱吧。
Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
想象一下，一頭驢與22匹馬賽跑，你一點機會都沒有。
Its like you were drunk. Im not talking one or two bottles, Im talking a crate.
你好像喝多了。我說的可不是一、兩瓶，而是一箱那么多。
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發表于 2010-4-28 23:07:47
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